MUSIC, BARBRA, CHER, BETTE, DIANA, VALERIE AND FRIENDS

MUSIC, BARBRA, CHER, BETTE, DIANA, VALERIE AND FRIENDS
BARBRA THE CONCERT

Wednesday, October 23, 2013

MISS CANADA

4TH RUNNER UP MISS CAMPBELLTON DONNA ESTEVEZ 3RD RUNNER UP MISS BANFF KIMBERLEE STONE 2ND RUNNER UP MISS REGINA TAMARA GARDINER 1ST RUNNER UP MISS IQALUIT JASMINE IVORY MISS CANADA CATHERINE DAVIS (CHILLIWACK)

MISS USA

4TH RUNNER UP MISS MASSACHUSETTS CELIA REGAN 3RD RUNNER UP MISS MARYLAND CARLA QUINCY 2ND RUNNER UP MISS CALIFORNIA TYME AYLMER 1ST RUNNER UP MISS MINNESOTA DINA CHRISTIAN MISS USA CARLYN GORE (NEW YORK)

Sunday, October 20, 2013

4TH RUNNER UP MISS KELOWNA JULIA KOWALSKI 3RD RUNNER UP MISS WINNIPEG KARA JAMIESON 2ND RUNNER UP MISS STETTLER EVA GARCIA 1ST RUNNER UP MISS PORT ALBERNI DAYNA OULTON MISS CANADA CHEYENNE TYSON (LAURENTIANS)

Wednesday, October 16, 2013

4TH RUNNER UP MISS RHODE ISLAND FOLGER DAVIS 3RD RUNNER UP MISS PUERTO RICO EMMA CHARLES 2ND RUNNER UP MISS ALASKA DEBORAH GOLDENBERG 1ST RUNNER UP MISS ARIZONA EVANGELINE HERNANDEZ MISS USA RAQUEL TOMLINSON (NEW YORK)

Tuesday, October 15, 2013

Paul McCartney's 'New' Triumph

Paul McCartney's 'New' Triumph

RUMBLING

Tuesday, 22 January 2013 Snug as a bug in a sleeping bag I drifted to the Land of Nod and back, my perfect room in miniature, and drifting in and out of sleep the seeping, rising tide of voices raised. It was dark outside. Clattering of canvas frames and mud and flood and panicked dreams. I woke to the world, a lake. My snug bug sleeping bag was packed away. Dad and brother flapped with cold around my sleeping room, a sidecar seat. Rumbling into sudden life Рaway. Camping gear packed damp above the flood, flowing across our groundsheet camping site. No-one else was dry; paddling in the night beside a sea, a chilly East Coast sea. Our bones shaken minimally warm, brother riding pillion, we scoured the promenade for mugs of tea. A seafront caf̩ welcomed travellers, slightly damp, skipping to the flash of fate in flood. Dad saw her first, playing with the flowing tide: a solitary female form, strangely shadowing a causeway wall. We paused and paused - wondered who would paddle into dawn? There she was again, same shape too deep for youthful seaside eyes to understand. I wonder still about her tide, our flood: whether life was ebbing out to sea for one last time.

Monday, October 14, 2013

4TH RUNNER UP MISS LLOYDMINSTER SYLVIA BLAIR 3RD RUNNER UP MISS SARNIA ADELE HERNANDEZ 2ND RUNNER UP MISS VICTORIA TYRONE DELL 1ST RUNNER UP MISS ESTEVAN JULIA OANCIA MISS CANADA HANNAH-BELLE LING (KINGSTON)

Sunday, October 13, 2013

4TH RUNNER UP MISS MARYLAND OCTAVIA CROWE 3RD RUNNER UP MISS CALIFORNIA PAMELA MCMASTER 2ND RUNNER UP MISS KENTUCKY ELITA ZILBA 1ST RUNNER UP MISS COLORADO QUINN NESDOLY MISS USA BELINDA JUNG (SOUTH CAROLINA)

Wednesday, October 9, 2013

4TH RUNNER UP MISS MEDICINE HAT DYAN MORGAN 3RD RUNNER UP MISS NELSON LAINE PERRY 2ND RUNNER UP MISS OWEN SOUND KRISTINE BRYCE 1ST RUNNER UP MISS PENTICTON KYRA TRAN MISS CANADA CRISTA LIND (BANFF)

Monday, October 7, 2013

MISS USA 2

4TH RUNNER UP MISS MICHIGAN PAULINA GILES 3RD RUNNER UP MISS SOUTH CAROLINA LUNA ZUCKERBERG 2ND RUNNER UP MISS LOUISIANA CRENA FATOR 1ST RUNNER UP MISS NEW YORK CRISSA QUONT MISS USA HAYLEY OGILIVIE (CALIFORNIA)

Sunday, October 6, 2013

2005-2006 Stockard Channing, Out Of Practice Marcia Cross, Desperate Housewives Julia Louis-Dreyfus, The New Adventures Of Old Christine Teri Hatcher, Desperate Housewives Felicity Huffman, Desperate Housewives Winner: Stockard Channing, Out Of Practice
2004-2005 Marcia Cross, Desperate Housewives Teri Hatcher, Desperate Housewives Felicity Huffman, Desperate Housewives Eva Longoria, Desperate Housewives Debra Messing, Will And Grace Winner: Debra Messing, Will And Grace
2003-2004 Jennifer Aniston, Friends Kristin Davis, Sex And The City Lisa Kudrow, Friends Cynthia Nixon, Sex And The City Sarah Jessica Parker, Sex And The City Winner: Cynthia Nixon, Sex And The City
2002-2003 Kim Cattrall, Sex And The City Courteney Cox, Friends Kristin Davis, Sex And The City Debra Messing, Will And Grace Cynthia Nixon, Sex And The City Winner: Debra Messing, Will And Grace
2001-2002 Jennifer Aniston, Friends Kim Cattrall, Sex And The City Lisa Kudrow, Friends Debra Messing, Will And Grace Sarah Jessica Parker, Sex And The City Winner: Jennifer Aniston, Friends
2000-2001 Kim Cattrall, Sex And The City Kristin Davis, Sex And The City Debra Messing, Will And Grace Cynthia Nixon, Sex And The City Sarah Jessica Parker, Sex And The City Winner: Sarah Jessica Parker, Sex And The City
1999-2000 Jennifer Aniston, Friends Courteney Cox, Friends Jane Curtin, 3rd Rock From The Sun Lisa Kudrow, Friends Phylicia Rashad, Cosby Winner: Jane Curtin, 3rd Rock From The Sun
1998-1999 Jennifer Aniston, Friends Courteney Cox, Friends Helen Hunt, Mad About You Lisa Kudrow, Friends Phylicia Rashad, Cosby Winner: Phylicia Rashad, Cosby
1997-1998 Candice Bergen, Murphy Brown Fran Drescher, The Nanny Helen Hunt, Mad About You Phylicia Rashad, Cosby Cybill Shepherd, Cybill Winner: Helen Hunt, Mad About You
1996-1997 Candice Bergen, Murphy Brown Jane Curtin, 3rd Rock From The Sun Ellen Degeneres, Ellen Phylicia Rashad, Cosby Cybill Shepherd, Cybill Winner: Ellen Degeneres, Ellen
1995-1996 Candice Bergen, Murphy Brown Ellen Degeneres, Ellen Fran Drescher, The Nanny Helen Hunt, Mad About You Cybill Shepherd, Cybill Winner: Cybill Shepherd, Cybill
1994-1995 Candice Bergen, Murphy Brown Brett Butler, Grace Under Fire Ellen Degeneres, Ellen Fran Drescher, The Nanny Cybill Shepherd, Cybill Winner: Fran Drescher, The Nanny
1993-1994 Candice Bergen, Murphy Brown Brett Butler, Grace Under Fire Fran Drescher, The Nanny Roseanne, Roseanne Katey Sagal, Married...With Children Winner: Roseanne, Roseanne
1992-1993 Candice Bergen, Murphy Brown Mayim Bialik, Blossom Susan Dey, Love And War Annie Potts, Designing Women Roseanne, Roseanne Winner: Annie Potts, Designing Women
1991-1992 Candice Bergen, Murphy Brown Dixie Carter, Designing Women Rue McClanahan, The Golden Girls Annie Potts, Designing Women Roseanne, Roseanne Winner: Rue McClanahan, The Golden Girls
1990-1991 Candice Bergen, Murphy Brown Dixie Carter, Designing Women Roseanne, Roseanne Katey Sagal, Married...With Children Jean Smart, Designing Women Winner: Dixie Carter, Designing Women
1989-1990 Candice Bergen, Murphy Brown Delta Burke, Designing Women Roseanne, Roseanne Annie Potts, Designing Women Rue McClanahan, The Golden Girls Winner: Candice Bergen, Murphy Brown
1988-1989 Beatrice Arthur, The Golden Girls Candice Bergen, Murphy Brown Delta Burke, Designing Women Roseanne, Roseanne Betty White, The Golden Girls Winner: Beatrice Arthur, The Golden Girls
1987-1988 Beatrice Arthur, The Golden Girls Meredith Baxter, Family Ties Delta Burke, Designing Women Dixie Carter, Designing Women Betty White, The Golden Girls Winner: Betty White, The Golden Girls
1986-1987 Beatrice Arthur, The Golden Girls Meredith Baxter, Family Ties Delta Burke, Designing Women Dixie Carter, Designing Women Betty White, The Golden Girls Winner: Meredith Baxter, Family Ties
1985-1986 Meredith Baxter, Family Ties Nell Carter, Gimme A Break! Jane Curtin, Kate And Allie Valerie Harper, Valerie Susan Saint James, Kate And Allie Winner: Jane Curtin, Kate And Allie
1984-1985 Jane Curtin, Kate And Allie Mary Frann, Newhart Linda Lavin, Alice Susan Saint James, Kate And Allie Isabel Sanford, The Jeffersons Winner: Susan Saint James, Kate And Allie
1983-1984 Jane Curtin, Kate And Allie Bonnie Franklin, One Day At A Time Linda Lavin, Alice Susan Saint James, Kate And Allie Isabel Sanford, The Jeffersons Winner: Linda Lavin, Alice
1982-1983 Bonnie Franklin, One Day At A Time Mary Frann, Newhart Linda Lavin, Alice Charlotte Rae, The Facts Of Life Isabel Sanford, The Jeffersons Winner: Isabel Sanford, The Jeffersons
1981-1982 Bonnie Franklin, One Day At A Time Linda Lavin, Alice Barbara Mandrell, Barbara Mandrell And The Mandrell Sisters Charlotte Rae, The Facts Of Life Isabel Sanford, The Jeffersons Winner: Bonnie Franklin, One Day At A Time
1980-1981 Bonnie Franklin, One Day At A Time Linda Lavin, Alice Barbara Mandrell, Barbara Mandrell And The Mandrell Sisters Charlotte Rae, The Facts Of Life Isabel Sanford, The Jeffersons Winner: Charlotte Rae, The Facts Of Life
1979-1980 Bonnie Franklin, One Day At A Time Polly Holliday, Flo Linda Lavin, Alice Donna Pescow, Angie Isabel Sanford, The Jeffersons Winner: Donna Pescow, Angie
1978-1979 Bonnie Franklin, One Day At A Time Valerie Harper, Rhoda Linda Lavin, Alice Donna Pescow, Angie Isabel Sanford, The Jeffersons Winner: Linda Lavin, Alice
1977-1978 Beatrice Arthur, Maude Bonnie Franklin, One Day At A Time Valerie Harper, Rhoda Linda Lavin, Alice Suzanne Pleshette, The Bob Newhart Show Winner: Suzanne Pleshette, The Bob Newhart Show
1976-1977 Bonnie Franklin, One Day At A time Valerie Harper, Rhoda Mary Tyler Moore, The Mary Tyler Moore Show Suzanne Pleshette, The Bob Newhart Show Isabel Sanford, The Jeffersons Winner: Bonnie Franklin, One Day At A Time
1975-1976 Beatrice Arthur, Maude Carol Burnett, The Carol Burnett Show Valerie Harper, Rhoda Mary Tyler Moore, The Mary Tyler Moore Show Isabel Sanford, The Jeffersons Winner: Isabel Sanford, The Jeffersons
1974-1975 Beatrice Arthur, Maude Valerie Harper, Rhoda Mary Tyler Moore, The Mary Tyler Moore Show Isabel Sanford, The Jeffersons Jean Stapleton, All In The Family Winner: Valerie Harper, Rhoda

Saturday, October 5, 2013

1973-1974 Beatrice Arthur, Maude Lucille Ball, Here's Lucy Carol Burnett, The Carol Burnett Show Mary Tyler Moore, The Mary Tyler Moore Show Jean Stapleton, All In The Family Winner: Beatrice Arthur, Maude
1972-1973 Beatrice Arthur, Maude Lucille Ball, Here's Lucy Carol Burnett, The Carol Burnett Show Mary Tyler Moore, The Mary Tyler Moore Show Jean Stapleton, All In The Family Winner: Mary Tyler Moore, The Mary Tyler Moore Show
1971-1972 Lucille Ball, Here's Lucy Carol Burnett, The Carol Burnett Show Elizabeth Montgomery, Bewitched Mary Tyler Moore, The Mary Tyler Moore Show Jean Stapleton, All In The Family Winner: Jean Stapleton, All In The Family
1970-1971 Carol Burnett, The Carol Burnett Show Diahann Carroll, Julia Doris Day, The Doris Day Show Jean Stapleton, All In The Family Marlo Thomas, That Girl Winner: Doris Day, The Doris Day Show
1969-1970 Carol Burnett, The Carol Burnett Show Diahann Carroll, Julia Doris Day, The Doris Day Show Elizabeth Montgomery, Bewitched Marlo Thomas, That Girl Winner: Diahann Carroll, Julia
1968-1969 Carol Burnett, The Carol Burnett Show Diahann Carroll, Julia Doris Day, The Doris Day Show Elizabeth Montgomery, Bewitched Marlo Thomas, That Girl Winner: Carol Burnett, The Carol Burnett Show
1967-1968 Lucille Ball, The Lucy Show Bea Benaderet, Petticoat Junction Carol Burnett, The Carol Burnett Show Elizabeth Montgomery, Bewitched Marlo Thomas, That Girl Winner: Marlo Thomas, That Girl
1966-1967 Lucille Ball, The Lucy Show Bea Benaderet, Petticoat Junction Elizabeth Montgomery, Bewitched Marlo Thomas, That Girl Irene Ryan, The Beverly Hillbillies Winner: Bea Benaderet, Petticoat Junction
1965-1966 Lucille Ball, The Lucy Show Shirley Booth, Hazel Elizabeth Montgomery, Bewitched Mary Tyler Moore, The Dick Van Dyke Show Irene Ryan, The Beverly Hillbillies Winner: Elizabeth Montgomery, Bewitched
1964-1965 Lucille Ball, The Lucy Show Shirley Booth, Hazel Elizabeth Montgomery, Bewitched Mary Tyler Moore, The Dick Van Dyke Show Irene Ryan, The Beverly Hillbillies Winner: Irene Ryan, The Beverly Hillbillies
1963-1964 Lucille Ball, The Lucy Show Shirley Booth, Hazel Mary Tyler Moore, The Dick Van Dyke Show Donna Reed, The Donna Reed Show Irene Ryan, The Beverly Hillbillies Winner: Lucille Ball, The Lucy Show
1962-1963 Lucille Ball, The Lucy Show Shirley Booth, Hazel Mary Tyler Moore, The Dick Van Dyke Show Donna Reed, The Donna Reed Show Irene Ryan, The Beverly Hillbillies Winner: Mary Tyler Moore, The Dick Van Dyke Show
1961-1962 Barbara Billingsley, Leave It To Beaver Shirley Booth, Hazel Mary Tyler Moore, The Dick Van Dyke Show Donna Reed, The Donna Reed Show Jane Wyatt, Father Knows Best Winner: Shirley Booth, Hazel

BEST ACTRESS IN A COMEDY

1960-1961 Barbara Billingsley, Leave It To Beaver Gloria Henry, Dennis The Menace Harriet Nelson, The Adventures Of Ozzie And Harriet Donna Reed, The Donna Reed Show Jane Wyatt, Father Knows Best Winner: Donna Reed, The Donna Reed Show

MISS CANADA

4TH RUNNER UP MISS MEDICINE HAT JILL DUNN 3RD RUNNER UP MISS OTTAWA-GATNEAU SILVIANNE IVES 2ND RUNNER UP MISS ANTIGONISH CULLEN QUAN 1ST RUNNER UP MISS LONDON INDIA APRIL MISS CANADA NOELLE DELORME (YELLOWKNIFE)

MISS USA

4TH RUNNER UP MISS WEST VIRGINIA LANA MARCELLE 3RD RUNNER UP MISS IOWA SUSANNE DEREK 2ND RUNNER UP MISS NORTH CAROLINA KARINA VANCE 1ST RUNNER UP MISS NEW JERSEY HANNAH SAN GIACOMO MISS USA ZINA KIM (MICHIGAN)

Wednesday, October 2, 2013

Tom Clancy dies: Author's Jack Ryan was Hollywood favorite

Tom Clancy dies: Author's Jack Ryan was Hollywood favorite

UNCLE BEN

Lunch is a rarity for me at work. And when I do partake, it is usually always at my desk. While grocery shopping this weekend, I thought I'd try Uncle Ben's Bistro Express rice packages. They were on sale for 99 cents. Helluva deal, I say and a pretty inexpensive experiment. Not to mention, I can nuke these suckers in 90 seconds. Can't ask for much more than that. So I bring my Sun Dried Tomato and Herb package to work today. As I'm hoovering my lunch, I'm reading the back of the package. The Bistro series boasts "No Preservatives". Really? This edible product has a pretty long shelf life. It doesn't expire until 2012. That's a year from now. And it doesn't need to be refrigerated or frozen. How can it not have preservatives? It also has no artificial colours. Pffftt! Pulleeze! As I read through the ingredients, I note the third-last item is colour. Granted, it doesn't say "artificial". But if you have to add colour, doesn't that make it fake? Despite all of that, it wasn't too bad. But I'm still hungry. It was rice, after all. I hope the boss sends me to Starbucks later. I could go for a latte and a fudge oat bar.

THE BEST OF THE BLOGS

As some of you might know, Mike Oldfield finished recording his new studio album at the end of June. So far not a title nor a release date have been provided yet. What is known already is that the album in question has Lee and ace drummer John “J.R.” Robinson playing the rhythm section and that it was recorded in London and Los Angeles (at the Village Recorders) with the inclusion of a gospel choir. Other musicians on the project are Matt Rollings (keyboards) and Michael Thompson (guitar). The album, produced by Steve Lipson, should be the next Mike Oldfield release after the recent September 2 reissues of his 1982-83 albums “Five Miles Out” (in CD/DVD, Deluxe and box set formats) and “Crises” (a five CD box set). It does not escape my attention that in the course of 24-48 hours, I've gone from encouraging someone to be that smile for another, that kind word to make someone's day, to openly cackling at a stranger who called me evil. I suppose the lesson to learn is that while I strive to be one, life often finds me failing. Miserably. I strive to be social. But God, I loved having today completely to myself. I cleaned (not something I generally enjoy but often cathartic). I walked 500 miles ... okay, nearly six, and there was wine and beer in the middle but still .... I finished a book (the end of the Sookie Stackhouse era). I shopped. I cooked for myself. Watched what I wanted when I wanted. I strive to be social but am, in my heart, a selfish hermitess. I strive to be kind but, damn, people piss me off. The title of this blog came from a long-standing greeting that I have with my siblings: "Have I told you lately how much I hate people?" I probably made the wise choice to end it after "lately", eh. Again, selfish hermitess. I strive to be good but find that our definitions of good (yes, plural, there are many definitions of good in our culture) vary to such a degree that I'll always disappoint one faction or another. I'd love to live simply by my Dad's motto of "You can't worry about that shit" (where's that t-shirt), but I'm pretty sure if we coded Mom's DNA, we'd find the original strand, original group of genes that, combined, form the perfect storm of continual apology and "oye vey" chant. I strive to be funny and ... yeah, I mostly succeed at that, at least in my own mind. So I strive and I fail ... comically. My husband's great secret is that he's actually a good cook. A great cook, in point of fact, when properly motivated. To him, cooking is scientific procedure, and he approaches it with the same methodical consistency as he does when running labs in his classroom. He's even got cooking chops, of a sort, having taken foods (or cooking, or home ec, or whatever the PC term is these days) back in high school. Nevertheless, it takes quite a bit to get him excited about cooking. Cooking for a crowd can do it, as can the macho male stereotype of grilling. It is one of the only ways my Mister is stereotypical to his gender. During one of these rare times, searching for a dish to impress, he took Alton Brown's ribs recipe, tweaked the rub, then paired it with a secret sauce recipe we got from a restaurant since closed. The Frankenstein-like recipe stitching worked, so well, in fact, that this is now his signature dish. I felt it needed a wider audience than it currently has, especailly the sauce (until Sawyers rises again, at least): It's vingeagry, but thick, and uses coffee, raisins, and a ton of garlic. Alton's ribs recipe is unimpeachable: he braises in the oven, then finishes on the grill. However, it's not true barbecue. But it does make for a super tender result. Famous James' Ribs with Sawyers "Secret" Sauce Sauce (adapted from Sawyers Gourmet Pancake House) Make it at least a day in advance. This makes, literally, a vat of sauce. It's a restaurant recipe, remember? So plan to freeze at least half when you make it. I like to do this in a crock-pot on a lazy Sunday, but you can do it in a stock pot too. 2 cups brewed coffee 4 cups ketchup 3 cups yellow mustard 1 cup molasses 2 cups apple cider vinegar 5 cups brown sugar 6 tablespoons chili powder 1 teaspoon cinammon 8 cloves garlic, minced 2 cups raisins, chopped A stock pot, very large (6 qt +) saucepan, or 6 quart Crock-Pot Crock-Pot Method. Give yourself 8 hours at home, mostly unattended. Put all the ingredients but the raisins in a slow cooker. Turn cooker on to low, and stir well. Come back and stir every half hour or so until everything is evenly mixed and it starts to get bubbly on the edges. Turn off, add the raisins, stir. Reserve a cup and a half of sauce for the recipe, and freeze the rest. Stovetop method. Give yourself 2 hours, but it won't take quite that long. Put all the ingredients but the raisins in a stock pot large enough to hold it all. Stir well, bring to simmer, turn heat to low. Stir until everything is completely mixed. Turn off, add the raisins, stir. Reserve a cup and a half of sauce for the recipe, and freeze the rest. The rub (Adapted from Who Loves Ya? Baby Back Ribs by Alton Brown) 1 cup brown sugar 1/4 cup kosher salt 1/4 cup tablespoon chili powder 1 1/2 teaspoons ground black pepper 1 1/2 teaspoons chipotle powder 1 1/2 teaspoons curry powder 1 Tablespoon Old Bay Seasoning 11/2 teaspoons dried Italian herb mix 1 1/2 teaspoons onion powder Put it all in a large container with a tight fitting lid. Break up any big chunks of brown sugar. Cap the lid and shake the ever living heck out of it until well mixed. Shake again just before using. You should have enough for this batch of ribs and the next. The ribs the rub (from above) the sauce (from above) 2 2 pound slabs of baby back ribs a large sheet pan 1 roll of heavy duty aluminum foil basting brush 1 cup white wine 2 Tablespoons vinegar 2 tablespoons Worcestershire sauce 1 Tablespoon brown sugar 2 cloves garlic Step 1. The night before. Give yourself a half hour. Combine all ingredients for the braising liquid, then rub your ribs. Move a quarter to a half cup of your rub into a small bowl. This way, if you dip your hand in after touching the ribs, you haven't contaminated all the rub. Lay down a sheet of aluminum foil over the sheet pan large enough to wrap the ribs. Sprinkle rub on both sides of ribs, then rub it in, focusing on the meatiest side. Put the ribs down so that they look like a smiley face or U when you look at them, then wrap with foil, but leave one end open. Put the liquid in, then seal them up. Do the second set of ribs. Let them sit on the sheet pan overnight. Step 2. When you are ready to cook. Give yourself 4 hours between the time you start and the time you eat, mostly unattended. Preheat the oven to 250. Check to make sure the foil packets aren't leaking. If they are, wrap in another layer of foil. Carefully Put ribs in and cook for 3 hours. Remove ribs from the oven. You can hold them here for a day in the fridge if you want to do work in advance, but make sure the ribs come to room temperature before you do the next steps. Open up the foil. Cut them into 2-3 rib pieces. Turn on your broiler or grill. Use the basting brush to coat the ribs with sauce. Broil or grill just until the sauce sticks to the ribs and just barely starts to caramelize. Enjoy with more sauce as you like. New Blog! Friends. Mashed Potatoes and Merlot has officially moved. Welcome to Kristin Eats! www.kristineats.com Enjoy! Posted by Kristin Murdock at Tuesday, September 28, 2010 5 comments: Email ThisBlogThis!Share to TwitterShare to FacebookDinner for friends who are not Schmucks. I made dinner for my friends. Sometimes I spend too much money on frivolous things like cropped white skinny jeans and Anthropologie cardigans. Those sometimes are more frequent when my husband is out of town. Retail therapy -- ever heard of it? It works wonders on a lonely wife. When it's just me and I realize I spent my weekly cash flow on things to adorn myself with instead of things to stuff my belly with, I am ok with it until I remember how awesome my friends are to me in my lonely state - taking me to dinner, allowing me to be a temporary "squatter" in their home, inviting me to family-only functions even though I'm technically not a member of their family, and supplying a shoulder to cry on when I'm in my most vulnerable and bummed out state - I decide the economical and nice thing to do for them to say 'thank you' is to make them dinner. And so I did. I made dinner for my friends. These friends are not schmucks. Avocado, tomato, and scallion spread (not to be confused with guacamole) on toasty fresh country bread, sprinkled with a little kosher salt and freshly ground black pepper. These last Norwegian summers have been too cold and humid for most of us, and to ensure an adquate dose of sun and summer Enjoy Food & Travel pack up and leave for lovely Spain two weeks in June and July 2013. Gran Versalles**** (Photo courtesy Hotel website) Our last trip to Spain was in 2011, when we stayed for a week in Sitges. We both agreed that that was too little, and this summer we decided that we would stay for at least two weeks. We discovered that air fare had skyrocketed when we started looking for tickets a few weeks ago. But we managed to get reasonably priced fare. We will fly to Madrid with Norwegian Air Shuttle, leaving Oslo Airport 7.40 AM, arriving Copenhagen 8.50 AM. At Kastrup Airport we have a one hour and ten minutes to our flight to Madrid Barajas where we arrive at 1.10 PM. Aparthotel Atenea Calabria *** (Photo: Hotel website) Price paid for two: NOK 3308,- (432 Euros / 565 USD), hardly a rip-off for air fare during high season. We will stay three nights at Gran Versalles****, close to the famous Prado Museum. Our 18 square metre / 193 square feet of the Spanish capital cost us around 304 NOK (40, 5 Euros / 52,80 USD) per person per night. Compared to Norway this is dead cheap. It does not include breakfast. After three nights, we plan to catch the high speed train service from Madrid to Barcelona. The 621 km (386 mile) journey takes less than three hours. I've been to Barcelona several times before, but this time we are excited to stay in a one room apartment with our own kitchen in Aparthotel Athaenea Calabria*** in the Eixample area. The 35 square meter (376 square feet) apartment cost us 375,54 NOK (Euros 50 / 65 USD), including breakfast. I do look forward to do some home cooking in the Catalan capital. After another three nights we head for the beach. The vibrant resort town of Sitges is located a half hour train ride south of Barcelona, and this is a destination I look forward to return to. Last time, we stayed at Hotel Port Sitges Resort, outside the city centre. In spite of the comfort of a spacious two room apartments, we felt isolated from the vibrant night life in the area by the main beach. Now we have booked a double room with balcony at Subur***, located at the beach. In spite of the location, even this hotel is no rip-off. We pay less than NOK 350 (46 Euros / 60 USD) per night. This does not include breakfast, but who cares. There are dozens of reasonably priced breakfast cafes nearby. 8 nights by the beach to be looking forward to, before our return Vueling flight from Barcelona to Oslo. NOK 1957 for two in July is a bargain. Final costs for trip The final cost of air fare and accommodation for two weeks per person is: •Airfare Oslo-Copenhagen-Madrid (Norwegian Air Shuttle): NOK 1654,-, EUR 219,60 (Supersaver.no) •Accommodation Gran Versalles****, Madrid (3 nights): NOK 913,-, EUR 121, 50 (Booking.com) •Accommodation Aparthotel Atenea Calabria*** , Barcelona (3 nights): NOK 1127,-, EUR 150 (Booking.com) •Accommodation Subur, Sitges*** (8 nights): NOK 2794,-, EUR 372,- (Booking.com) •Airfare Barcelona-Oslo (Vueling): NOK 953,50, EUR 130 (Bravofly.no) •TOTAL: NOK 7466,-, EUR 993,-

ALBUM REVIEWS 1983

Kim Carnes - Café Racers This month marks the thirtieth anniversary of Café Racers, the eighth studio album from Kim Carnes. This one peaked at number 97 on the US Billboard Album chart. Dionne Warwick - How Many Times Can We Say Goodbye This month marks the thirtieth anniversary of How Many Times Can We Say Goodbye, the twenty-fourth studio album from Dionne Warwick. Following on the heels of her 1982 smash Heartbreaker (click here for that review), this 1983 release went to number 60 in the UK, number 57 on the US Billboard Album chart, and number 19 on the US Billboard R&B chart. Luther Vandross was the record’s producer and writer of half of the tracks as well. This month marks the thirtieth anniversary of Colour By Numbers, the second studio album from Culture Club. This 1983 release followed up their hit debut album Kissing to Be Clever (click here for that review). In October of 1983, Boy George and the guys from Culture Club released their second studio album. Colour by Numbers was an international best-seller, with over one million copies sold in their native UK alone and more than ten million copies worldwide. It reached number 6 in Germany, number 4 in France, and number 2 in Norway and on the US Billboard Album chart. It Also went to number 1 in Australia, New Zealand and the UK. The record was ranked number 96 in Rolling Stone’s 100 Greatest Albums of the 1980’s, and it also appears on the list of 1001 Albums You Must Hear Before You Die. Side one opens with “Karma Chameleon”, the second single from the record and the band‘s first and only single to reach number 1 in Australia, Canada, Ireland, the Netherlands, New Zealand, Norway, Sweden, Switzerland, the UK, and on the US Billboard charts. The opening on this one is a favorite of mine. The combination of the guitar, drums and harmonica is a classic. The song is about how someone changes their moods/emotions like a chameleon, leading to confusion for their lover. The video is memorable too - taking place on a big riverboat with the band members mostly dressed as gamblers from the 1800’s. “It’s a Miracle” was the fifth and final single from the album. It peaked at number 41 in Germany, number 13 on the US Billboard Hot 100, number 5 in Canada, number 4 in the UK and number 2 in Ireland. Originally, the lyrics and title were “It’s America”, a commentary on the band’s first tour of the US for the first album. They changed the lyrics slightly before recording the track. It too has another memorable opening, very bouncy and energetic. Next up is “Black Money”, a song that questions the love of another and wonders if their affections are really just a scam. The musical composition on this one is beautiful, and Helen Terry’s backing vocals on this one (as well as other tracks on the record) are amazing. It has a classic Motown soul sound to it. “Changing Every Day” features some pleasant piano playing by Julian Stewart Lindsay. It has an intimate dinner club feel to it. “That’s the Way (I’m Only Trying to Help You)” rounds out the first side. Once again, Boy George’s soul side comes to the forefront with more beautiful piano work by Lindsay and backing vocals by Terry. Combined they infuse the song with powerful emotion. Side two takes us to the “Church of the Poison Mind”, the first single released from the album. In the UK, it was denied the number one spot on the chart thanks to David Bowie’s “Let’s Dance”. In the US, it reached the number 10 spot on the Billboard charts. This one was a popular dance club song that year, with a bouncy beat that instantly gets you moving. “Miss Me Blind” was released as a single world-wide, except in the UK. It was a top-ten hit in the US, reaching number 5 on the Billboard Hot 100. It is my favorite track from the record, a four-star rated tune. I really enjoy the dance beat on this one. The syncopated guitar Mikey Craig and Roy Hay has a classic disco feel to it, much like Nile Rodgers from Chic. Jermaine Stewart also provides some of the backing vocals on this one. Next up is “Mister Man”. This one has a Ska feel to it, evoking the image of a tropical island. “Stormkeeper” slows things down a little bit. This calypso-like tune features the saxophone playing of Steve Grainger. “Victims”, the final track on the vinyl release, was also put out as a single but it only did well in the UK (number 3), Ireland (number 2) and Australia (number 4). It was not released in the US, Canada or Japan because the record label felt it was too depressing of a song. The piano and vocals create a very vivid mood. The song is very autobiographical; the lyrics seem to reflect the relationship between George and drummer Jon Moss. In 2003, a CD version with five additional bonus tracks was released. “Man-Shake” and “Mystery Boy” both appeared as B-sides to “Karma Chameleon” (depending upon the market). The former showcases Moss’ percussion with a steady, tribal beat. The later has a strong rhythm guitar line to it that makes for a good dance track. “Melting Pot” is a live track that appeared as the B-side to “It‘s a Miracle“. It is a song that celebrates the bringing together of diverse cultures to create one shared human race. “Colour by Numbers” was originally released as the B-side to “Victims”. “Romance Revisited” is an instrumental version of the song “Victims”. Coulour by Numbers was released in the fall of my freshmen year of college. By the holidays, I had a copy of it on vinyl. I had already become a fan of the group with their first album and this record just further cemented that. I played it quite often during my college years as it was one of my favorite releases from that year. It is an amazing pop record that blends a number of musical styles seamlessly. I appreciate it as much today as I did twenty eight years ago. It is one of those stand-bys that I enjoy from beginning to end. Posted by Martin Maenza at 5:21 AM Today (September 29th) marks the thirty-fifth anniversary of the release of Nicolette, the debut album from American songstress Nicolette Larson. Welcome to another edition of Soundtrack Sunday. Yesterday (September 28th) marked the thirtieth anniversary of the release of The Big Chill, a dramatic-comedy about baby boomer college friends coming together, after fifteen years apart, for the funeral of a friend hit the theatres. This smart, funny and engaging film featured an all-star cast. The Big Chill soundtrack album was pretty all-star too. It featured a who's who of Motown artists and more that perfectly spoke to the baby boomer generation. Click here for my complete review of this record. Welcome to another edition of Soundtrack Sunday. In the fall of 1983, a dramatic-comedy about baby boomer college friends coming together, after fifteen years apart, for the funeral of a friend hit the theatres. The all-star cast featured Tom Berenger, Glenn Close, Jeff Goldblum, William Hurt, Kevin Kline, Mary Kay Place, Meg Tilly and JoBeth Williams. This smart, funny and engaging film did very well at the box office, pulling in over $56 million dollars. The Big Chill soundtrack album featured a who's who of Motown artists and more that perfectly spoke to the baby boomer generation. The album went gold within the first few months on the charts and then Platinum in early 1984. It reached number 17 on the US Billboard 200 album charts. It did so well that a second album The Big Chill: More Songs from the Original Soundtrack was released a year later. Today I will just focus on that first record. Side one opens with Marvin Gaye's 1968 "I Heard It Through the Grapevine". Gaye recorded the song first, but Gladys Knight and the Pips' version was released before his. Hers went to number 2 on the Billboard pop charts for three weeks and number 1 on the R&B charts for six. His went to number 1 on the pop charts for seven weeks and number 1 on the R&B charts for seven. I like the contrast of the deep percussion and Gaye’s soaring high vocals. The Temptations are next with "My Girl" from 1965. The song was a number 1 hit on both the Billboard pop and R&B charts; in fact, it was number 1 on the R&B charts on the day I was born. Those iconic guitar chords get me swaying right from the start and keep me going the entire time. From 1966 come the Young Rascals and their number 1 hit "Good Lovin'". This song has an infectious rhythm that goes right to my core and the high energy picks me up every time. I like Felix Cavaliere’s organ solo too. Smokey Robinson and the Miracles provide "The Tracks of My Tears" from 1965. This song, which reached number 16 on the Billboard pop charts and number 2 on the R&B charts, is one of the group's best sellers. The song has also been covered by numerous artists over the decades from the Jackson 5 in 1968 to UB40 in 2010. The lead vocals by Robinson are like sweet honey. Three Dog Night proclaims "Joy to the World" on their 1971 number 1 hit (it spent six weeks at the top of the charts). This is one of those songs I can vividly remember singing a lot as an elementary school kid in the 70’s - the first verse and the chorus. I really love how the many vocal layers blend on the chorus especially. The Temptations return with "Ain't Too Proud to Beg" from 1966. Though it only made it to number 13 on the Billboard pop charts, it did spend eight non-consecutive weeks at number 1 on the R&B charts. This song is used in a memorable scene in the film: it is the morning after the funeral and the friends are all pitching in to make breakfast in the kitchen, dancing around to this tune on the radio. It is hard to sit still when this one is playing; my feet naturally start to shuffle. Aretha Franklin's anthem "(You Make Me Feel Like) A Natural Woman" closes the first side. The track reached number 8 on the Billboard charts in 1968. The Queen of Soul is perfectly in her element on this one, her voice singing through like a beacon. When I hear this song, I can’t help but think of actress Candice Bergen in her title role of the sitcom Murphy Brown singing the background sha-doops. Side two opens with the return of Smokey and the Miracles with their 1967 hit "I Second That Emotion". It spent three weeks at number 4 on the US Billboard charts, behind the Beatle's "Hello Goodbye" at number 3. Next are the British band Procol Harum and their 1967 track "A Whiter Shade of Pale". This debut single spent six weeks at number 1 on the UK charts; it went to number 5 on the US Billboard charts. The slower melody of the song is based on Bach’s cantata “Sleepers Awake”. This one puts me in a very mellow mood, almost a complete contrast from the rest of the songs on the album. It makes it stand out because of that. The oldest track on the record is from 1963 and the Exciters. "Tell Him" reached number 4 on the Billboard charts and spent two weeks at the number 1 spot on the French charts. This one always makes me thinking of Ally McBeal as it was one of her therapy songs in the early seasons when she was trying to deal with her feelings for her childhood sweetheart Billy. I actually have four versions of this song in my music library, including this original and the one Vonda Sheppard did for the TV show. The Four Tops are up with "It's the Same Old Song" from 1965, a track that went to number 5 on the Billboard charts and number 2 on the R&B charts. I love the harmonies of this Detroit quartet. Martha and the Vandellas get us "Dancing in the Street" with their 1964 smash. The song originally went to number 2 on the Billboard charts, stopped short by the Animals’ “House of the Rising Sun”. I have five versions of this song by various artists in my music library, including this original. It is another of those good-mood tunes. Marvin Gaye returns with his 1971 hit "What's Going On". The song about anti-war protests went to number 2 on the Billboard charts, denied the top honors ironically by the earlier track “Joy To The World”. Closing out the record is the Marvelettes and their 1964 track "Too Many Fish in the Sea". The song went to number 25 on the Billboard charts. When the Big Chill came out in 1983, I had just started my freshman year of college. I do remember seeing this film in theatres with friends of mine - it might have been when I was home on Thanksgiving break that November with my friends from high school. Though the film was about a generation removed from my own, I still could relate to the subject matter and sentiments in a way. Maybe it was just the wondering if my friends and I would still be close another fifteen years in the future. When my wife and I got our first DVD player in the later half of the 90's, this was one of the first films I remember we bought. As for the soundtrack, I had this one on vinyl and played it a lot. I was very familiar with many of these songs from listening to AM radio growing up in the 70's and from watching many a TV variety show. I thought it was a great music sampler with a large number of classics and thus perfect to have in my music library. I would supplement it early in 1984 with a two disk Motown collection that came out to celebrate the label's 25 anniversary. 1960's music was very big at college parties, no doubt spurred on thanks to the renewed interest thanks to the film. Of course, both those vinyl sets ended up with my brother in the late 90's. By that point I had picked up a boxed set of Motown music on CD. The songs are timeless and never go out of style.

HOSTILITY

He was coming. The sound of footsteps in the corridor outside told her that. Brisk, heavy footsteps, the sound of expensive leather soles on the marble floor. A big man, moving fast and impatiently toward the room where she had been told to wait for him. A room that was not as she had expected, but then then nothing had been as she had expected since she had started out on this campaign, least of all this man she hadn’t seen in so long. It had been more than ten years since she had spoken to him, but they would now be coming face to face in less than thirty seconds. How was she going to handle this? Ria adjusted her position in the smart leather chair, crossing one leg over the other, then, rethinking, moving it back again so that her feet were neatly on the floor, placed precisely together in their elegant black courts, knees closed tight, her blue and green flowered dress stretched sleekly over them. Lifting her hand she made to smooth back a non-existent wandering strand of dark auburn hair. Her style would be immaculate, she knew. She’d 1pulled her hair back tightly from her face so that there was nothing loose to get in a mess or distract her. Nothing to look frivolous or even carefree. That was not the image she’d aimed for. She’d even fretted at the thought that her dress might be a little too casual and relaxed when she’d put it on, but the below knee length of the swirling skirt covered her almost as much as the tailored trousers she’d considered wearing, and the lightweight black linen jacket she’d pulled on over the top added a needed touch of formality that made her feel better. The room she sat in was sleek and sophisticated with pale wood furniture. Far sleeker and much more luxurious than she had ever anticipated. One of the soft grey walls displayed a set of dramatic photographs, sleekly framed. In black and white only, they were the sort of thing that had made Alexei Sarova his reputation and his fortune. They were superb, stunning but – Ria frowned as she looked at them. They were bleak and somehow lonely. Photographs of landscapes, places, no people in them at all. He did sometimes photograph people, she knew that from the magazines she had read and the stunning images that had appeared in the articles, but none of those commissions were displayed here. Outside the door, those determined, heavy footsteps slowed, then halted and she heard the murmur of voices through the thick wood, the deep, gravelly tones making it plain that the speaker was a man. The man. The one she had come here to meet, to give him the message that might save her country from all out civil war, and she had vowed that she was not leaving until she had done so. Even if the nerves in her stomach tied themselves into tight, painful knots at the thought and her restless fingers had started to beat an unsettled tattoo on the wooden arm of the chair. ‘No!’ Ria reproved herself aloud. ‘Stop it! Now!’ She brought her nervous hand together with the other one, to clasp them both demurely in her lap, forcing herself to wait with every semblance of control and composure, even if the churning of her stomach told her that this was very far from the case. Too much rested on this meeting and she wasn’t really sure that she could handle it. Oh this was ridiculous! Ria drew in a deep, ragged sigh as she put back her head and stared fixedly at the white-painted ceiling, fighting for control of her breathing. She should be well able to cope with this. She’d been trained practically from birth to meet strangers, talk with them, making polite social chit-chat at court events. It was what she could do as naturally as breathing while all the time keeping her head up high, her spine straight so that she looked as good as good as possible, with first her nanny’s then her father’s voice in her ear telling her that the reputation of the Escalona family - an offshoot of the royal family – should be the first and foremost thing in her mind. She could talk to Presidents’ wives about their trips round the glass –making factories, discuss the agricultural output of the vineyards, the farms. She could even, if she was let, converse intelligently on the vital role of exports, or the mining of eruminum the new miracle mineral that had just been discovered in the Trilesian mountains. Not that she was frequently asked to do any such thing. Those important details were usually left to her grandfather or, until recently, to her second cousin Felix, the Crown Prince of Mecjoria. But she had never before had to deal with any mission that meant so much in the way of freedom, both to her country and herself. That restless hand threatened to escape her careful control and start its nervous tattoo all over again at just the thought. ‘Do it, then.’ The voice from the corridor sounded sharp and clear this time, bringing her head up in a rush, as she straightened once again in her chair. Shoulders back, head up . . . she could almost hear her father’s strict commands , as she drew in a long, deep breath to calm herself as she had done on so many other previous occasions. But this wasn’t one of those events . This man wasn’t exactly a stranger and polite chit-chat was the last thing she expected to be exchanging with him. The handle turned as someone grasped it from the other side. Ria tensed, shifted in her chair, half looked over her shoulder then rethought, and turned back again. She didn’t want him to think that she was nervous. She had to appear calm, collected, in command of the situation. Command. The word rang hollowly inside her head. Once she had only to command something and it would be hers. In just a few short months her life had been turned upside down, and in ways that made her status in society the least of her concerns, so that now nothing was as it had ever been before, and the future loomed ahead, dark and dangerous. But perhaps if she could manage this meeting with some degree of success she could claw back something from the disaster that had overtaken her country – and family. She could hope to put right the wrongs of the past, and, on a personal level, save her mother’s happiness, her sanity possibly. And for her father . . . no, she couldn’t go there, not yet. Thoughts of her father would weaken her, drain away the strength she needed to see this through. ‘I’ll expect a report on my desk by the end of the day.’ The door was opening, swinging wide. The man she had come to see was here, and she had no more time to think. As the big dark figure appeared in the doorway her heart jerked sharply under her ribcage, taking her breath with it. For the first time she felt suddenly lost, vulnerable without the ever-present security man at her back. All her life he had been there, just waiting and watching in case he was needed. And she had come to rely on him to deal with any awkward situation. The once ever-present security man, she reminded herself . The protection that was no longer there, no longer part of her life or her status here or in her homeland of Mecjoria. She was no longer entitled to such protection. It was the first thing that had been stripped from her and the rest of her family in the upheaval that had followed Felix’s unexpected death, and the shocking discovery of her father’s scheming in the past. After that, things had changed so fast that she had never had time even to think about the possible repercussions of the changes and to consider them now, with the possible consequences for her own future, made her stomach twist painfully., ‘No delays . . . Good afternoon.’ The abrupt change of subject caught Ria on the hop, She hadn’t quite realised that his companion had been dismissed and that he was now in the room, long strides covering the ground so fast that he was halfway towards her before she realised it. ‘Good afternoon.’ It was stronger, harsher, much more pointed, and she almost felt as if the words were hitting her in the small of her back. She should turn round, she knew. She needed to face him. But the enormity of the reason why she was here and the thought of his reaction when she did made it difficult to move. ‘Miss . . .’ The warning in his tone now kicked her into action, fast. Her head jerked round, the suddenness and abruptness of the movement jolting her up and out of her seat so that she came to her feet even as she swung round to face him. And was glad that she had done so when she saw the size and the strength of his powerful form. She had seen pictures of him in the papers, knew that he was tall, dark and devastating, but in the 3D reality of living, breathing golden-toned flesh, deep ebony eyes and crisp black hair, he was so much more than she had ever imagined. His steel grey suit hugged his impressive form lovingly, the broad straight shoulders needing no extra padding to enhance them. A crisp white shirt, silver and black tie, turned him into the sleek sophisticated businessman who was light-years away from the Alexei she remembered, the wiry boy with the unkempt mane of hair who had once been her friend buried under the expensive tailoring. Snatching in a deep, shocked breath she could inhale the tang of some citrus soap or shampoo, the scent of clean male skin. ‘Good afternoon,’ she managed and was relieved to hear that her control over her voice was as strong as she could have wanted. Perhaps it made it sound a little too tight, too stiff, but that was surely better than letting the tremor she knew was just at the bottom of her thoughts actually affect her tongue. ‘Alexei Sarova, I assume.’ He had been moving towards her but her response had a shocking effect on him. ‘You!’ he said the single word thick and dark with hostility.

DOUG MAGAZINE OCTOBER 2 2013

DISCOVER THE WORLD OF ARTISAN BEEF THE HEAD TO TAIL PHILOSOPHY OF EATING IS, THANKFULLY, ONE OF THE FASTEST GROWING FOOD TRENDS. aT THIS WEEK'S mEATcAMP CHAT, WE HELD AN INTRODUCTORY SESSION ON HOW TO IDENTIFY AND COOK THE NOT-SO-FANCY CUTS OF BEEF, PORK, LAMB, AND CHICKEN, INCLUDING OFFAL. RIDGEWAY FARM WE'RE JUST TWO PEOPLE WHO LIVE IN NEW ENGLAND, LOVE ANIMALS, AND MADE THE CRAZY DECISION TO START OUR OWN HOBBY FARM FOR FUN. JOIN US FOR THE ADMENTURE. BUSY SUMMER I LOVE SUMMER, BUT IT SURE IS BUSY ON A FARM IN SUMMERTIME! SO WHAT HAVE WE BEEN UP TO ON THE FARM THIS SUMMER? WELL WE REALLY ENJOYED RAISING THE TWO PIGS LAST YEAR SO WE ARE DOING THAT AGAIN. THIS YEAR IT IS TWO MALE PIGLETS. WE PICKED THEM UP IN JUNE, AND HERE THAY ARE AT ABOUT 12 WEEKS IN AGE. DESERT SURVIVOR EXPLORING THE DESERT AND WHAT IT TAKES FOR PLANTS, ANIMALS, AND PEOPLE TO SURVIVE (WITH A TOUCH OF HUMOR). JOIN ME FOR MEET THE ARTIST, WITCH FASHION SHOW, AND WITCH SCAVENGER HUNT! THIS THURSDAY, OCTOBER 3RD, I AM GOING TO BE AT A FUN EVENT GOING ON AT GARDNER VILLAGE IN WEST JORDAN, AND I WOULD LOVE FOR YOU TO JOIN ME! WORLD-RENOWNED FOLK ARTIST, ERIC DOWDLE, WILL UNVEIL HIS LATEST HALLOWEEN PAINTING "GARDNER VILLAGE WITCHFEST" AND BE ON HAND TO SIGN PRINTS AND PUZZLES. THE EVENT WILL GO FROM 6PM TO 8PM. THERE WILL ALSO BE A WITCH FASHION SHOW, AND EVERYBODY FAVORITE... HERE'S MY STEVE BALLMER STORY. It’s a small story but of interest, I think, because of what came after. In 1995 I worked as a freelance writer and print designer and I had just made up my mind to put more of my time and attention into designing and building websites, something I had started doing the year before. Pitching web work back then meant selling clients on why they needed a web site at all – sometimes even selling them on what the World Wide Web was and why it mattered to their business -- and most still preferred the familiar comfort of a (paper-bound) marketing brochure. I was nervous about my decision then, but can happily report in hindsight that I bet on the right horse. In August of that year I took a two-week contract to do some technical writing for the Excel product group, and spent my two weeks on Microsoft’s Redmond campus in, as it turned out, the same hallway occupied by Steve Ballmer.

Tuesday, October 1, 2013

CHER TIES BARBRA STREISAND FOR TOP 3 ALBUM AT AGE 67

Cher has tied Barbra Streisand for a record in the music biz. At 67, Cher’s new album “Closer to the Truth” is ranked at number 3 for the week. That would make her the oldest female singer to score a Top 3 debut. However, Barbra Streisand did the same thing in 2009 with her “Love is the Reason” album. And she came in at number 1 on Billboard and number 2 on hitsdailydouble.com. Together they will share this distinction. Of course, Streisand sold around 167,000 copies compared to Cher’s 61,000. But times have changed and albums just don’t sell like that anymore. Still, for Cher it’s a little more of a distinction because it’s a longer time since her last album. Streisand is pretty reliable with a new release every 18-24 months. But of all the female artists of the 60s and 70s, they’re the winners and the biggest successes over all. Hats off to these two divas! Tina Turner, the ball is now in your court!