EMERGENCY RESIDENT: FEELING ANY PAIN NOW?
JOE:...NO...
JOE: TO BE ON THE WIRE IS LIFE:  THE REST IS WAITING.
ANGELIQUE: THAT'S VERY THEATRICAL.
JOE: YEAH, I KNOW.
ANGELIQUE: DID YOU MAKE THAT UP?
JOE: WISH I HAD.
JOE: WHAT DO YOU THINK?
ANGELIQUE: I LIKE IT...
JOE: NO. HOW ABOUT THIS?
ANGELIQUE: STYLISH...VERY STYLISH, JOE.  BUT I'VE SEEN IT BEFORE.
JOE: WHERE?...YEAH?
JOE: THIS HAS GOT TO BE THE BEST ONE YET.

JOE: IS THIS YOUR HOME PHONE ON THE CARD?
JOE: ...THE WIZ?
ASTRID: MR. GIDEON, I'VE NEVER BEEN IN THE WIZ OR ANY SHOW IN MY LIFE...
I HAD TO PUT SOMETHING ON MY CARD. I REALLY NEED A JOB..I OWE JULLIARD A THOUSAND DOLARS...SO I LIED
JOE: THAT'S OK, ASTRID, I LIE ALL THE TIME MYSELF.

JOE: AND WHO WAS THE DIRECTOR OF TRAFFIC JAM?
JOAN: YOU WERE, MR. GIDEON.
JOE: HOW WAS I?
JOAN: TERRIFIC.
JOE: AND WHO WAS THE CHOREOGRAPHER?
JOAN: YOU WERE, MR. GIDEON.
JOE: HOW WAS I?
JOAN: FANTASTIC.
JOE: NOW THAT'S HOW TO GET A JOB.

JOE: EXCUSE ME, COUGHING IS THE ONLY EXERCISE I GET.
JOE: BEAUTIFUL. THAT'S THE WAY YOU SHOULD WEAR YOUR HAIR.
GIRL: FROM NOW ON I WILL, MR. GIDEON.